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Virtual-reality self-prostitution: I used to play a game called Phantasy Star Universe and I would be my own pimp AND my own hoe. I had my main account (letв™s call him Dudeman) and my hoe account (letв™s call her Galchick). so there was like the main floor area and people would like try to sell nudes for money (in-game, not IRL) and I was like вnobody actually does thatв do they?в so I made Galchick and I took off her clothes so she was in her underwear, and then I said ONE thing on the main floor and some guy took the bait right away. he invited me back to his house and I was like вomg Iв™m sorry, Iв™m new to this! how do you transfer money?в and he did it to show me howв and then he asked for my character to teabag his and moan into the mic, and I was like a 15 year old boy, so insteadв I just blocked him and took the money. thatв™s when I realized my one, true calling. I did it for months and Iв™d transfer the money from Galchick to Dudeman and all my friends wondered how I had super good gear. I miss that game everyday. More stories here https://is.gd/1A9VoU
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